HOWTO: Eat Waffles Like An American In Canada
By Andy Smith on November 15, 2004 - 5:42pm
- Step 1: Ze Waffles
- Step 2: Butter
- Step 3: Real Canadian Maple Syrup
- Step 4: Realize You Have No Chance In Hell Of Opening The Syrup
- Step 5: Walk Your Ass To The Yuppie Market
- Step 6: Realize Urban Fare, While Selling Syrup Does Not Sell Tools WIth Which To Open Them
- Step 7: Pick Up Cork Puller From Local Liquor Store
- Step 8: Mix Well
- Step 9: Architect-Designed Toaster
- Step 10: Serve.
- Verdict?
- Victory :)
