Vancouver Canucks Playoff Joke
By Richard Eriksson on April 6, 2004 - 3:53pm
Vancouver Canucks Op Ed is looking like a excellent source for Vancouver Canucks playoff coverage, and they point to the Calgary Sun making a joke at Canucks' fans expense (so does that make the joke "teamist"?):
Four hockey fans are mountain climbing. Each climber happens to be a rabid fan of a different NHL team. One from Ottawa, one from Calgary, one from Toronto and the other from Vancouver.
As they climb higher and higher, they argue more and more about which of them is the most loyal to their particular hockey team. As they reach the summit, the climber from Ottawa takes a running leap and throws himself off the mountain, yelling, "This is for the Ottawa Senators!" Not wanting to be outdone, the climber from Toronto throws himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Toronto Maple Leafs!" Seeing this, the Calgary Flames fan walks to the edge and yells, "This is for hockey fans everywhere!" He then pushes the fan from Vancouver off the cliff.
Vancouver Canucks Op Ed reports that they are looking for some anti-Calgary Flames jokes and have offered to publish them on their site.
Whats the hardest thing about being a Calgary flames fan?
Telling your Dad your Gay!!!!
Not really sure why people think jokes about gay people are funny, but that one definitely wasn't. Maybe it would've been funny if that joke was trying to be overtly "politically incorrect" (to use an ugly Stalinist term) in the Farrelly Brothers sense, but this one wasn't even trying. Next!
Yes, I know, I'm a party-pooper. But come on, it's 2004.
Actually the reason why it was soooo lame is that isn't how the joke was originally presented.
The question should have been at least how I heard it is; What the hardest thing about roller blading??
And of course I found the answer funnier than as presented above.
Dude, it 2007
this is a funny joke
vancouver cunucks suck. they have the word suck in the team name (caSUCKs)
That's a good one! Not.
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