Attention, Sports Fans! Are you ready for this?
By Ray on September 7, 2008 - 5:42am
Damn! I fell asleep with the TV on again, and here it is 4:30 in the morning, and there's some loudmouth talking head babbling away at me from behind a big phony-looking set of opening credits reading '2008 Election', like it's The Second Coming, or the greatest thing since Sliced Bread. I'm just delighted that our community of idiots-in-media are semi-employed once more on another election campaign, but I'd rather have had more sleep...
Traditional folklore has it that 'The Flood' lasted for 40 days and 40 nights, during which it rained constantly - just like in Prince Rupert in the wintertime - or in the backgrounds of those terribly-British soaps we see on TV - and I'm here to tell you that you ain't seen nothin' yet, Kiddies. An unwanted election provoked by an egotistical two-faced lyin' flim-flammer like 'Helmet-hair Harper' is going to cause an absolute deluge of something much worse than mere rain for the next 40 days and 40 nights.
